Subway pre recorded message: Reminder that backpacks and other large containers are subject to random search. The MTA and New York Police can and will kill you
Subway conductor giving message: *ding* bobo mimimi, mooomoo bogie binted, bogos binted
(via turnupthefaders)
Casual cruelty has become so ingrained in a lot of people because we live in a society that is structured in a cruel way. To be quite honest you are obligated to consider the harm of your words and actions no matter your personal hardships.
(via turnupthefaders)
laying an egg hard and loud
will the person who tagged this “stephen colbert” please approach the bench.
(via hotvampireadjacent)
“the term mpreg is inherently transphobic because pregnancy is gender neutral” I hate to tell you this but in the pregnancy fetish fanfiction community they also use the term fpreg
there are -pregs you wouldn’t even dream of
(via aliceavizandum)
*kicks my feet playfully whilst lying on my front and lining up my sniper rifle*
(via skellydun)
fuck everyone who has ever tried to make me feel guilty about the amount of sugar in FRUIT
(via hotvampireadjacent)
My Barbenheimer itinerary
10 am: brunch
12 pm: meditation
2 pm: Oppenheimer
5 pm: costume change
5:30 pm: nuclear disarmament
6 pm: Barbie
8 pm: karaoke
2 am: bed
(via photomatt)


